“Modern Version of the Birds and the Bees”

A little boy goes to his father and asks,
“Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well son, I guess one
day you will need to find out anyway! Your
Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail
with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the
delete button, nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male.